REVIEW: The Comet #2

Plot/pencils: Tom Lyle
Script: Mark Waid
Review: Will Dubbeld

Damn right, Impact Comics.
Laugh it up if you’d like, but I’ve many fond memories of Impact Comics.  I’ve never looked into whose vanity project Impact was at DC, but I’m glad they were indulged.
In the early ‘90s, during my larval stage of comic nerdery, I bought the even lovin’ bejeezus out of these Impact books.
Why?
Initially because of price point. These bad dads could be bought fresh off the spinner for one American dollar, which was .25, .50, .75 cents cheaper than their peers.

And the stories weren’t terrible either.
The whole line was a reboot of Golden Age superheroes first appearing in books published by Archie Comics and featured the adventures of what have evolved into archetypical hero tropes. The Fly was a Spider-Mannish teen, The Web was a superspy organization akin to SHIELD or Checkmate, The Shield was a patriotic hero similar to Captain America.  These characters predated my examples, of course, but my young nerd-brain placed connective tissue where I pleased.

REVIEW: Marvel Team-Up #133: Spider-Man and the Fantastic Four

Writer: J.M. De Matteis
Artists: Sal Buscema and Mike Esposito
Colorist: Bob Sharen
Letterer: Diana Albers
Review: Art Bee

Here we are within the pages of a tale of comicdom from yesteryear. Since Madman delved into the pages of a Marvel Team-Up book last week, I figured I would copy from his test. This brought me to Marvel Team-Up #133, and it had me all over the place. It reminded me of a young lady, who had no opinions or preferences, I dated in my high school days. That date was long and awkward.

This issue was not bad per se, but the way the story is told makes it hard to follow the first time through. It starts with Reed Richards (a.k.a. Mr. Fantastic) in a bit of a rage over his family and friends being missing. Luckily, our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man is there to lend a hand. The duo sets out to find Reed’s family and team all the while Spider-Man is throwing some wicked curveballs. He is not using his web shooters, being clumsy, and not using his spider-sense correctly. That’s right; it’s not Spider-Man.

So is this really a Team-Up? My answer is no.

REVIEW: Marvel Team-Up #37 Featuring: Spider-Man and Man-Wolf

Writer: Gerry Conway
Pencils: Sal Buscema
Inks: Vince Colletta
Colors: Phil Rache
Review: Cody "Madman" Miller

I just caught myself up on the current run of the Carnage book (which has been decent) and Man-wolf is involved in the hunt for Cletus Kasady. Eddie Brock has taken up as host for the Anti-Venom symbiote (which is neat) and Brock, Man-Wolf, and some S.H.I.E.L.D agents have teamed up to foil good old Cletus’ plan and ruin Carnage’s day.

 I, until recently, always considered Man-Wolf as a sort of throw-away, “who cares?”, kind of character. For a Spider-Man nut that was probably blasphemy on some level. I mean, John Jameson was there for The Amazing Spider-Man #1, and he’s Spidey’s archenemy JJJ’s astronaut son.

That’s how the JJJ III transformation into Man-Wolf happened...in space…
Specifically, on the Moon where John found some gemstone, took it home and made it into a necklace. The moon gem reacts with the lunar luminescence during a full moon and BLAM! Man-Wolf. The modern version of Man-Wolf is a badass, and I’m really digging him now.

REVIEW: Uncanny X-Men #201

Writer: Chris Claremont
Guest Penciler: Rick Leonardi
Guest Inker: Whilce Portacio
Review: Will Dubbeld

Gather ‘round, all, and harken back to the days of yore. Days comprised of kinetic adventure, flowing prose, and orgies of teamwork.
Back when Chris Claremont reigned supreme in all things X-Men. Back when the X-Men comics weren’t altogether sucky.
I’m not speaking purely as a jaded old nerd who’s knocking on the door of middle age.  I’m speaking based on empirical evidence gathered by my tightly-knit circle of fellow jaded old nerds.
Granted, Claremont slipped off the rails at some point during his X-treme X-Men run, but I’ll take the worst bit of Vargas killing Psylocke over the X-Men getting bested by the Hellfire After-School Club. Or AVX (with The Phoenix Five!). Or present day Beast going back in time to abduct the past X-Men as teenagers to convince Cyclops to not be a dick…
Wait…
What now?
Anyway, eff all that garbage. Gimmie the 1980s garbage any day.
So, speaking of Cyclops being a dick…